WE ARE 3! Hooray! So many fun things to do when you are 3!
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| Like qualifying for the Olympic Swim Team |
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| You can have your own cone! |
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| or just look cute |
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| You can create your own street performance inspired by the Brit, with the tats, who lights his helmet on fire and juggles fire and knives, on top of a ladder blindfolded in the Quay. He is CH's new idol. YES! Awesome! Note to self: expose CH to a wider variety of performance art. Enlist family members for free labor. Try to find family a bit more talented and not nearly as ridiculous as Mom. |
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| You can...Get Low! That move is hereditary, handed down straight from Big Daddy. |
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| or Ride Sky Safari with your cars. |
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| You can make overly dramatic grandiose statements like, "Oh...I am too tired, I can not run anymore, my dreams are OVER." At 2 that would seem silly at 3, well...you are a man about the world and are fit to make such declarations. |
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| You can find the humor in and laugh openly at, the lack of musicality in your family. |
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| You can openly fantasize about cupcakes. |
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| Oh, yeah little cupcakey, NOW it is ON! |
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| You can pretend to be "embarrassed" by "all of this for lil ol me?" |
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| You can melt us with your smile! |
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| You can sing along openly to your own bday song! What? Not cool? Rude to congratulate yourself? Nonsense! Sing it loud and proud! |
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| You can blow out your own candles! ALL 3 of them, you old man you! Success! |
Best of all, you can have your cake and eat it too!
